Monday, October 15, 2012

Genuine Painting


Hello High Heelers,
This weekend I had a serious ‘happily single’ moment when I left the DIY store with a tin of bright yellow paint, wood primer and the correct paint brushes needed to turn my outside bench from dull to delightful (I think I’ve been watching too many home improvement shows – even my language is a little too chirpy!) You see, this particular bench is the first thing that I excitedly purchased for ‘our new house’, prior to my wedding plans crumbling between the crumpled sheets of other women.
On finding said bench, mysteriously placed on my balcony early this year (normally people break into your house to steal things not to return them – further evidence of my backward life at the time). I left the unstolen item outside avoiding it and letting it wear down from the rain and harsh sun – as punishment somehow. But on standing on my balcony, post-emotional-rollercoaster, this weekend I realised that it’s not the bench’s fault. It’s a good bench with bad memories. So I decided to give it a fresh identity and a coat of delicious lemon paint. And guess what? I picked out the most insane shade I could possibly find without having to consult anyone for their consent. Yes! It’s called ‘Sunny Savannah’. And bright it is! It’s so striking that a random guy in line asked me if I was sure that I’d picked the right paint. I told him ‘yes’ and that I’d also picked the right relationship status to go with it. I then pouted and did a hair flip thing for effect – probably making him cherish his wife’s choice of neutral acrylics and mild temperaments.
Fortunately I had the good sense to place a ground sheet under the bench before I got stuck into my DIY deed for the day. Unfortunately, I brought it inside my home as it’s been rather rainy and moist outside over the past few weeks. A battle soon ensued. It was me against the primer.  And the paint won. The bench was merely collateral damage. First off, I struggled to open the stupid tin as it painted my once-perfectly manicured nails the wrong hue – eeuw! I had primer on my toes, clothes, face and elbows (and goodness knows where else it’ll turn up in the coming days). Yet, I didn’t manage to quite get it in all the right places on the bench. Sigh! I even have streaks in my hair that have refused to budge after three washes. Not to mention the speckled flecks of yellow on my academic books in my study.
However, I’m glad that I painted my bench. I’m thrilled that its part of my revived happy space and that it’ll leave past memories of ignorant bliss behind while creating fun-filled moments of Friday afternoon cocktails and high tea under the sun with my girlfriends. But I probably should have approached this task in a different way. You see, my best friend is clever. She is a set designer – as is her husband. They paint, hammer, build, draw, colour, climb up scaffolding, swing from chandeliers… you get the point. And they do it extraordinarily well. I don’t. I’m good at other stuff. When my friend needs cupcakes iced, she calls me. When she needs a chocolate-sharing comrade, she calls me. When she needs someone to pass tissues to her while watching a serious chick flick, she calls me. Basically, when she needs my expertise, she’s clever enough to use it. But not me. Nope. I think I’m brilliant enough to do anything. Ego check! Guess what. I’m a terrible painter. I’m also not good at hanging pictures. I’m completely incapable of reading maps and I have no sense of direction. And sometimes I have no sense of anything at all.
Now let’s make sense of all this. This week let’s think about what we’re actually good at and what we’re really not good at. Sometimes we have to tackle the things that are challenging for us – but often we don’t. Know your strengths and forgive yourself for your weaknesses. This week let’s step up and be great at being ourselves. Let’s be realistic about being terrible at being who we’re not. Let’s be honest. Let’s be genuine. Let’s be real. (I’ll be doing it in yellow). Have wonderful week.
Yours in heels,
Jo
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